Why is my employee hoarding Peugeot toys?

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 02/05/2014 at 10:01 • Filed to: None

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I had to go answer a call at his desk, and I look down to see this? What the fuck? I am going to steal them from him. He knows I have a few life size ones...mystifying

Flat Six > 505Turbeaux 02/05/2014 at 10:02

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Maybe they were a present for you. And you ruined it.

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > 505Turbeaux 02/05/2014 at 10:02

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How did he get his hands on those is the true mystery. Last time I checked there were no Peugeot dealerships in the US anymore.

505Turbeaux > Flat Six 02/05/2014 at 10:03

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he has desk drawers...though it is my birthday tomorrow

505Turbeaux > Goshen, formerly Darkcode 02/05/2014 at 10:04

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he was in Paris a few years ago for the auto show...maybe from that?

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > 505Turbeaux 02/05/2014 at 10:04

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Ah.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > 505Turbeaux 02/05/2014 at 10:21

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Is he a land-burning Communist.

-James May

EL_ULY > 505Turbeaux 02/05/2014 at 10:22

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SWEEEEEEEET!

BJ > 505Turbeaux 02/05/2014 at 10:24

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You've ruined it.

Either that, or he hates you and wants you fired. This was bait, and he was secretly filming his desk hoping to catch you stealing from him.

505Turbeaux > BJ 02/05/2014 at 10:26

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hahaha you could be right. Though if the president knew about them he would congratulate me on thievery

BJ > 505Turbeaux 02/05/2014 at 10:32

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Take the president with you and make sure it's his hands that do the stealing, even if you split the take afterwards. Everybody wins! Except, of course, your employee...

505Turbeaux > BJ 02/05/2014 at 10:33

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lol 2 executives bagging some loot from the help. That NEVER happens

JEM > 505Turbeaux 02/05/2014 at 11:48

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I wouldn't steal them.

Hurts like hell getting shanked by a plastic office knife.

505Turbeaux > JEM 02/05/2014 at 11:49

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lol maybe that was a warning. Sounds like you speak from experience

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > 505Turbeaux 02/05/2014 at 12:46

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He's a secret Jalop. That's the only explanation.

JEM > 505Turbeaux 02/05/2014 at 15:02

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Heh. Sort of. Work cheaps out and buys the absolute cheapest knives possible. They are almost useless for anything. Try and cut/open something with one and there's a 50/50 shot it'll slip/break and wind up gashing you.

Bubbles22 > 505Turbeaux 02/05/2014 at 22:16

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He's your employee. Take them. Show him who's boss.

Stef Schrader > 505Turbeaux 02/06/2014 at 02:54

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Ask him.

Goodness knows, my coworkers know why I've hoarded a couple 911s and an Evo on my desk.